Friday, January 8, 2010

The Chap Attack

I have a business proposal for Karen. I woke up this morning (too early, might I add) with my lips literally fused shut they were so dry. I've tried every lip product known to man (make that woman), and nothing is hydrating and moisturizing my lips long term. Any product I put on gets licked or rubbed off within minutes. And at this point, I'd be willing to slather Crisco about my mouth and face to prevent the harsh chapping that's going on (I hope you're picturing me actually dousing my entire upper body in Crisco right now- HA!) here! Oy vie!

My request: a clear (because who wants to see an abstract painting on your pillowcase every morning) lip product that moisturizes and hydrates, and LASTS for longer than 12 seconds. More of a chap stick than a lip gloss or lip balm, though. Just SOMETHING that will prevent my lips from falling off my face during the winter months. You can do it, Lady, I know it!

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